THINGS I AM DOING INSTEAD OF CLEANING MY ROOM (OR ANYTHING ELSE I AM "SUPPOSED" TO BE DOING)

  1. Finally finishing the 6th season of "Community"
  2. Watching another episode of "Grandfathered" to see if it's a show I even want to watch
  3. Checking Twitter for the 4th time in the last 20 minutes
  4. Replying to that text I got yesterday
  5. Reading articles about the dire state of women's careers in the film industry
  6. Eating a slice of pie
  7. Eating another half slice of pie
  8. I really need some coffee to go with this pie
  9. Checking to see if I missed any recent posts on any of Taylor Swift's social media channels
  10. While I'm here, I might as well watch the "Bad Blood" music video again
  11. Taking out the trash [That's an actual step of cleaning my room.]
  12. Making the perfect "Cleaning My Room" playlist on Spotify
  13. Man, I am just feeling so overwhelmed and tired this week. Just a 20-minute nap
  14. Time to reheat the coffee
  15. Has Taylor posted anything on Twitter since I last checked?
  16. Oh, and how about Reese Witherspoon on Instagram?
  17. Guess I should check Facebook, too
  18. "Congrats! So happy for you guys! 🎉"
  19. Setting a daily reminder to get off my phone at 9 p.m.
  20. Packing up my work bag for tomorrow
  21. Checking tomorrow's weather
  22. Picking out my outfit for tomorrow
  23. "Wait, what? It's 11 p.m.? Time for bed."
  24. Scrolling through Instagram for 20 minutes
  25. Brushing my teeth
  26. Looking at that pile on the other side of my room and sighing
  27. Climbing under covers and turning out the lights
  28. [Oh, and making this list.]