You can trust me! I'm a veteran™ Best of the Worst 2016 edition
  1. Behind Enemy Lines
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    My husband worked on F-18 flight equipment and life support systems for 13 years. He gives this movie 👎🏼👎🏼 for accuracy. But Owen Wilson! amirite?
  2. Full Metal Jacket
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    Swear to God: I've never finished the 2nd half.
  3. Stripes
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    Ok, so for this one- start on the 2nd half.
  4. Major Payne
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    Pairs well with a nice OG kush or some Mad Dog 20/20 if you can't get your hands on the 🍃
  5. Renaissance Man
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    This one is funny but fell a little short
  6. Private Benjamin
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    Most underrated bad army movie. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Stars
  7. MASH
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    Not actually about Korea at all
  8. Jarhead
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    Everything Jake Gyllahall knows about being a Marine he saw watching these movies.
  9. In The Army Now
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    This is what you get when you let stoners write army movies
  10. Pearl Harbor
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    The only thing worse than Pearl Harbor was Pearl Harbor