Saturday, November 7, 2015
  1. 1.
    Get up and go to work at 9am
    Not because you want to, but because you have to. At least you get to see some of your friends?
  2. 2.
    Order pizza for lunch
    It's supposed to be a reward but you have to eat it at work so it all feels a little bit empty
  3. 3.
    Come home from work at 2pm
    You did what you needed to get think?
  4. 4.
    Take a nap!
    You got up so early! You deserve to take a nice, healthy 90-minute nap
  5. 5.
    Wake up four hours later
    Well, shit.
  6. 6.
    Lay in bed for another hour
    Maybe you can just sleep through til tomorrow?
  7. 7.
    Move to the sofa
    Eat the leftover pizza and watch 30 Rock
  8. 8.
    Start browsing Pinterest on your phone
    I should get my life together!
  9. 9.
    Walk to Walgreens
    Buy some expensive shampoo and conditioner and some mid-price BB cream
  10. 10.
    Go to Starbucks
    Because you have to walk by it anyway
  11. 11.
    Come home and listen to some music
    "Hello" and "Hotline Bling", twice.
  12. 12.
    Decide to write
    Open your laptop, read an old essay, get bored.
  13. 13.
    Hmm not very exciting tonight.
  14. 14.
    Decide to write (again)
    Make a dumb list about your day