Random Thoughts from the Left Lane

The Bane of My Commute
  1. I may have to turn left. Eventually.
  2. I may have to pass someone. Someday.
  3. Traffic will be merging in from the right. Eventually.
  4. I wonder why the little screen at the top of my windshield only shows that same closeup of headlights over and over?
  5. Mirrors? What mirrors?
  6. Pshhht! Just because I'm passing someone doesn't mean I can exceed the speed limit! What's wrong with you people?
  7. Nyah Nyah! I'm in front of you! I'm in front of you!
  8. #winning
  9. MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE