Random Thoughts from the Left Lane
The Bane of My Commute
- •I may have to turn left. Eventually.
- •I may have to pass someone. Someday.
- •Traffic will be merging in from the right. Eventually.
- •I wonder why the little screen at the top of my windshield only shows that same closeup of headlights over and over?
- •Mirrors? What mirrors?
- •Pshhht! Just because I'm passing someone doesn't mean I can exceed the speed limit! What's wrong with you people?
- •Nyah Nyah! I'm in front of you! I'm in front of you!