TOP 5 HOLIDAYS

  1. 4th of July
    Special bc only us Americans get it, FOH rest of the world. Blow stuff up, drive demolition cars, barbecue, go to Mount Rushmore etc. The greatest pure day of the year.
  2. Christmas
    If we were counting singular months then December would win. Parties, treats, sweaters, movies, carols, snow happen all month long. Killer month. As a single day Christmas is still 💯
  3. Thanksgiving
    Food football and a new sucky Hunger Games movie. It's the life man.
  4. Cinco de Mayo
    Yoooooooo quiero cheap tacos chupacabra
  5. Martin Luther King Jr. Day
    Free day off to just be chilling. Shouts to the GOAT Reverend.