TOP 5 HOLIDAYS
- •4th of JulySpecial bc only us Americans get it, FOH rest of the world. Blow stuff up, drive demolition cars, barbecue, go to Mount Rushmore etc. The greatest pure day of the year.
- •ChristmasIf we were counting singular months then December would win. Parties, treats, sweaters, movies, carols, snow happen all month long. Killer month. As a single day Christmas is still 💯
- •ThanksgivingFood football and a new sucky Hunger Games movie. It's the life man.
- •Cinco de MayoYoooooooo quiero cheap tacos chupacabra
- •Martin Luther King Jr. DayFree day off to just be chilling. Shouts to the GOAT Reverend.