Life's Little Pleasures

  1. Really nice fancy toilets at restaurants
  2. Inky pens that flow really well
  3. Swimming in the British sea
    Way better than swimming in actually warm therefore probs shark-infested waters
  4. Smashing out a really good emoji combination
  5. Having someone agree with an unpopular opinion
  6. Sudoku, oh my god
  7. Any overground train journey on a quiet day but especially the route to Liverpool Street
    It's almost orgasmic
  8. Licking the sugar off your mouth after a delicious doughnut
  9. Settling in for those sexy long haul flights
  10. Watching Abbi do anything on Broad City
  11. Wanting to watch a new show and not even having to resort to dodgy illegal websites to do so as it's free on Netflix or catch up
  12. Preparing to play a party game that you're fucking beast at
  13. Starting to read a book you know you'll love
  14. Riding on chairlifts and dangling your skis
    Last felt this pleasure maybe three years ago but I remember all of it
  15. Spelling a difficult word correctly first time round
  16. Getting to wear a pair of remotely matching socks
  17. Getting to wear soft socks that don't rub against your foot