HOW TO BE A BADASS IN 5 EASY STEPS

Coming from a non-badass, but a sometimes wannabe.
  1. 1.
    Wear a leather jacker
    Who doesn't respect a girl in a leather jacket.
  2. 2.
    Walk like you know where you want to be
    You're on a mission. You know what you want. You're going to get there.
  3. 3.
    Sunglasses
    Self-explanatory
  4. 4.
    Say only things you mean
    And don't say them softly.
  5. 5.
    Eat whatever you want when you go out to dinner
    And glare at those who judge you
  6. 6.
    Don't question yourself when other people question you
    So long as you believe in what you're saying. You don't need to prove yourself to anybody as long as you know what you stand for.
  7. 7.
    Lie to people about the number of steps required