THINGS I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TEACH MY KIDS IF THEY WERE BORN TOMORROW

I guess I have some things to learn
  1. How to cut a mango
    Mangos: 4, Blythe: 0
  2. How to know who to give your seat to on the bus without offending then
    The last time I tried she said "you really think I'm that old?" Then took the seat anyways *sigh*
  3. How to grocery shop
    I always come home with various cheeses, some wine, and sometimes chocolate. Then I wonder why I have no food for dinner.
  4. How to change a tire
    But I do know how to call AAA