THOUGHTS I HAD WHILST FALLING IN LOVE WITH MY EYE DOCTOR TONIGHT AT 5PM
He was really effing attractive.
- •Midnight blue pants. Need I say more?If I die young, bury me in absolutely nothing, lay me down in bed of midnight blue pants.
- •Cute shirt why are you still wearing it?Jw
- •Am I allowed to feel this way??I gave you my copay, am I still allowed to have emotions???
- •Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laughLiterally had to get myself to think of some pretty serious sad stuff (ISIS) in order not to giggle as he stared into my soul AKA my eyeballs
- •Why does somebody like this have to see me in such a broken statePink eye. Like I couldn't even wing my eyeliner. How will he ever fall in love with me when he met me looking like I was dared to keep my eyes open for 48 hours straight??
- •Oh oops I actually can't see anything guess I'll have to come back tomorrow and the next day and every day until I can see clearlyWhich will be never, get used to me.
- •How old are you hot eye doctor who left in sunglasses with a smile and muscley arms bye ily ttyl
- •Should I send him a follow up email? Did I forget to ask him something?I'm sure I did. I must have.