THINGS MY THUG OF A CAT DOES THAT DRIVE ME MAD
Everyone on the internet loves cats. People seem to have these lovable, cuddly gorgeous looking moggy's who never cause a minutes trouble and take amazing pictures. I was romanced by it and decided to get a cute kitty of my own. I didn't, I got the worst cat....
- •Bites my feet if I don't get out of bed straight away.
- •Climbs the bookcase.
- •Pees in my shoes.
- •Knocks over everything. Everything.
- •Eats out of the bin even thought I feed him better food than me.
- •Eats cactus.
- •Jumps and scratches at the walls, for no reason.
- •Has to sit on your back when you just want to use the toilet in peace.
- •Chews the bristles on my makeup brushes.
- •Rips up books.
- •Rips holes in all my nicest shirts.