THINGS I HAVE ALREADY DONE TODAY WHILE I HAVE THE HOUSE TO MYSELF

Just feeling like a girl today
  1. Wake up at noon
  2. Be on my period
  3. Go to Starbucks and try the new toasted graham latte
    Consensus: Loved it
  4. Go to Walgreens and make up shop my heart out
  5. Go home and try on my new makeup
  6. Listen to the new Selena Gomez album
    Consensus: Love it
  7. Do my Crest White Strips
  8. Hella laundry
  9. Ignore my mounds of supply chain management homework
  10. Read Zoe Kazan's interview of Sandra Bullock in Glamour magazine and fall in love with both ladies
  11. Eat 4000 butter cookies