TOP 8 THINGS I MOST OFTEN SAY TO MY DOG

Yes I live by myself, why are you asking?
  1. 1.
    What are you eating?!
  2. 2.
    STOOOOOOOOP
  3. 3.
    (quickly followed by) You're so annoying.
  4. 4.
    The American Family Insurance jingle
  5. 5.
    Weird, high pitched or scary deep death noises
    In an attempt to make him come to wherever I am. 50/50 success rate.
  6. 6.
    You're so cute
  7. 7.
    (Sometime later followed by) I hate you, so much.
  8. 8.
    What are you eating?!