Thoughts of Someone on the Receiving End of Unrequited Love

  1. What?
  2. Is this real?
  3. Did that just happen?
  4. Someone actually has a crush on me?
  5. Wow, I'm kind of flattered.
  6. But I only met them two days ago.
  7. You can't like someone for their personality if you've only known them for two days.
  8. He asked my friend for my instagram. And if I was going to this event.
  9. Does this constitute as stalking?
  10. Wish it was someone I liked.
  11. Well, this is awkward now.
  12. I know exactly how he feels.
  13. Is this how all the people I have a crush on feel like?
  14. I see him, like, everywhere.
  15. I've never even noticed him before and now he shows up everywhere.
  16. Oh, I guess it's not awkward. Maybe he isn't hurt by it.
  17. He seems cool about it.
  18. He seems like a nice guy.
  19. Maybe we can just keep on being friends.
  20. Okay, kind of seems like he still likes me.
  21. I'm not even that cute.
  22. How can someone have a crush on me?
  23. Did that guy just put his hands in fire to impress me?
  24. This is becoming too much.
  25. Or maybe he's just trying to be friendly?
  26. Is he giving me things in hopes that I will like him?
  27. If I be friendly with him, is he going to think that I like him?
  28. Why do I keep talking to him?
  29. This was a mistake.
  30. How the fuck do I tell him to stop. Having a crush on me.
  31. But if he stops having a crush on me, who is going to boost my ego?
  32. I mean, I know I'm great.
  33. But having a person around who is 100% sure that you are perfect isn't that bad.
  34. Why does he keep snapchatting me if I never respond?
  35. Oh god, was giving him my number an even bigger mistake?
  36. It was for school reasons.
  37. He keeps on texting the group chat if anyone wants to hang out.
  38. I KNOW YOU REALLY ONLY CARE IF I WANT TO HANG OUT.
  39. Did he just write about me on his finsta... that I'm following?
  40. Does he have a crush on a new person now?
  41. No, this is specifically about me.
  42. I'll just ignore it.
  43. He'll get over it.
  44. HE PAID TO HAVE A STUFFED ANIMAL SENT TO ME IN CLASS ON VALENTINES DAY.
  45. EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME AND SAYING "AWWW."
  46. I've never wanted to disappear more.
  47. It has his name on it.
  48. But he's not looking at me while I'm holding this stuffed animal in my hand.
  49. If you say no to going out with someone three times, how much stronger of a hint do they need?
  50. "Hey I think _____ has a crush on you."
  51. YEAH, YOU THINK SO?
  52. He just texted my friend and asked who sent me the valentine.
  53. IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT.
  54. I feel like I'm in middle school.
  55. Why don't cute people ever like me?