EVERYTHING I PUT INTO MY FACE IN BRUSSELS TODAY (NOT SPROUTS)

Belgium is known for 3 things: Belgian waffles, Belgian fries, and Jean-Claude Van Damme. And Belgian beer. I pushed 3 of 4 of those things into my body today.
  1. 1.
    A traditional Belgian dish of beef on toast and gravy w/ fries
    It's argued that Belgium invented french fries, which sounds like a lie, because they are called FRENCH fries. Famous Brussels restaurant Au Vix Saint Martin served them with a spoon and I ate them with a fork and you wanna stab me with a knife for that.
  2. 2.
    Leffe Blond
  3. 3.
    papabubble candy
  4. 4.
    Irresistible, handmade, rock candy bearing a striking resemblance to distant cousin, Drugs.
  5. 5.
    "Belgian" waffles
    ...which don't actually exist. In Belgium, there are a variety of waffles, but there's nothing that distinguishes one as decidedly "Belgian." Aside from essentially being a Hawaiian birthday cake detonated all over a breakfast pastry.
  6. 6.
    Dandoy cookies
    I don't feel good.
  7. 7.
    Pierre Marcolini chocolates
    You can mix and match 'em upstairs. Am I fat
  8. 8.
    Gonna go to sleep now.
    I have a bag of broken white chocolate chunks with hazelnuts and crispy rice in bed with me I am never waking up