THINGS THAT EXCITED ME AS A KID THAT DO ALMOST NOTHING FOR ME NOW
I'm dead inside.
- •Chuck E. Cheese's (fka Chuck E. Cheese)If you can find one, there is now a Purell dispenser at the turnstile. Oh, also, there is a turnstile.
- •MTVA once dangerous place is home to America's Funniest YouTube Videos and Pregnant Babies.
- •Seeing a braLike, just sitting there.
- •Limousineswith the boomerang
- •Birthday partiesMine or anyone else's.
- •Michael JordanHow do you end this biopic?
- •Toys R' UsI still love toys, but have you been to one lately? It’s like Sid’s room from Toy Story.
- •2-liter bottles of Coca-Colawith every Western Bacon Cheeseburger, Dorito, or pizza slice.
- •Dollar bill
- •Everything else still works.