WHY I'M A NERD.

  1. I woke up in Tokyo.
  2. At the Park Hyatt.
  3. Which is where Lost in Translation was filmed.
  4. This is the windowsill that Scarlett sits on.
  5. See?
  6. And.
  7. I'm walking around in Bill Murray's robe.
  8. And I might be listening to the soundtrack.
  9. As the movie plays on mute.
    What does he whisper???