D'oh!

Simpsons quotes I still say in everyday conversation
  1. "You don't win friends with salad"
    Works best in a sincere, hushed tone, like some real life advice.
  2. "Know-nothing know-it-all"
    From the same episode. A great insult for a surprisingly large number of people that I work with.
  3. "Where nothing can possibli go wrong"
    Really just the word "possibli"
  4. "There's no trick to it, it's just a simple trick"
    So good
  5. "Groin-grabbingly good?"
    If you need to know how good something is and people are being coy
  6. "Hell damn ass kings"
    Gotta keep it street
  7. "You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society."
  8. "Food goes in here"
  9. "Crumulent" and "embiggens"
  10. I'm getting overwhelmed
    There are too many!