My inventions

  1. Sunblock pill
    One pill a day, binds to some enzyme to release vitamin D (insert science here), and you're good all day long.
  2. Ear flaps for concerts
    Next time you're at a concert, cup your hands around your ears. You will notice the difference immediately. You will also feel like a weirdo and not be able to hold your beer or phone. Enter: Ear Flaps!