1. I'm not moving anywhere.
    I'll be living in this mess for the next four years, plus whatever long-lasting repercussions are involved.
  2. That whole Supreme Court seat thing looks real bad now.
    Maybe Obama can just executive order that shit?
  3. My cats have no idea what's going on.
    They want just as many pets. I hope that's how most of us end up feeling but I doubt it.
  4. We seriously underestimated the Republican Party.
    They are like a movie villain. Never think they're dead!
  5. My wife and I are sitting on the couch like we're in a fight.
    I feel sick to my stomach.