THINGS I HEARD AT WORK TODAY

Just sitting in my cube taking in the sights and sounds of office life.....
  1. "Bang her in there"
  2. "Ugh butt sauce"
  3. A mouse being slammed to the tune of jingle bells
  4. "Yinz gotta be kidding me are they stupid?"
  5. "What do I look like a trade specialist"
    Sub trade specialist for weather man,
  6. Definite Ebola/malaria cough
  7. "This system is slower than constipation"
  8. Discussion about the comfort levels of various sketchers shoes
  9. "JUST CLICK ON SUBMIT"
  10. "I know you changed my background who else would change it to David hasselhoff"
  11. "Pencils taste good"
  12. "I know what I can get upstairs, choco tacos!!!"
    Said with way too much enthusiasm