THINGS I HEARD AT WORK TODAY
Just sitting in my cube taking in the sights and sounds of office life.....
- •"Bang her in there"
- •"Ugh butt sauce"
- •A mouse being slammed to the tune of jingle bells
- •"Yinz gotta be kidding me are they stupid?"
- •"What do I look like a trade specialist"Sub trade specialist for weather man,
- •Definite Ebola/malaria cough
- •"This system is slower than constipation"
- •Discussion about the comfort levels of various sketchers shoes
- •"JUST CLICK ON SUBMIT"
- •"I know you changed my background who else would change it to David hasselhoff"
- •"Pencils taste good"
- •"I know what I can get upstairs, choco tacos!!!"Said with way too much enthusiasm