My first list.
- •When there's no fan to cover up the embarrassing plopping.Better turn on the faucet.
- •No toilet paper.That's what hands are for, right?
- •When you let one go and the water splashes back with a vengeance.I thought this was a no splash-zone?
- •When the toilet seat is loose and you feel like you could slide off at any moment.Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
- •When extra audio comes out instead of a solid."Ahem! I think there's still some salad stuck in my throat!"
- •When the toilet is already dirty before you use it.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it's about to get even dirtier.
- •When you don't have your phone so you pick the nearest thing to read or just look at."This dog shampoo instructions will do."
- •When there is pee still left over from the last person on the seat.I was craving some left over pee.
- •When the last person didn't flush.Okay, you monster. You win this time.
- •When you're doing #2 but it burns.Where did I put that aloe?
- •When you're almost done but someone keeps knocking on the door to ask if you're done or not.I remember when I had to go poop that bad.
- •When you're done but you just sit there watching YouTube.Should I get up? Nah.
- •When your legs fall asleep.I've been here for that long?
- •When there is no air freshner and no fan.What do I do what do I do what do I do
- •Public bathrooms.