1. Heh, my ring tone is classic.
  2. Wait people still use phones as phones?
  3. Ah, probably Mom.
  4. But she can just email.
  5. What did I do wrong this time?
  6. Oh God, she's coming on a surprise visit isn't she?
  7. Wow, I'm a terrible daughter.
  8. I'll just pick up. How bad can it be?
  9. Ok. Let's do this.
  10. Oh. Darn. Went to voicemail.