The stages of getting a phone call

  1. 1.
    Heh, my ring tone is classic.
  2. 2.
    Wait people still use phones as phones?
  3. 3.
    Ah, probably Mom.
  4. 4.
    But she can just email.
  5. 5.
    What did I do wrong this time?
  6. 6.
    Oh God, she's coming on a surprise visit isn't she?
  7. 7.
    Wow, I'm a terrible daughter.
  8. 8.
    I'll just pick up. How bad can it be?
  9. 9.
    Ok. Let's do this.
  10. 10.
    Oh. Darn. Went to voicemail.