WORST SONGS FOR A BRIDE AND GROOM'S FIRST DANCE

  1. "Love the one you're with" - Crosby, Stills and Nash (I actually went to a wedding where they used this)
  2. "Kill Your Mother, Rape Your Dog" - Dying Fetus
  3. "All by myself" - Celine Dion
  4. "Forced Gender Reassignment" - Cattle Decapitation