Five photos on my phone, chosen at random, so I can avoid bed.
  1. My youngest son with Beyoncé's hair
    Static
  2. Two hyenas from Lion King
    Static
  3. Glowy eel aggressively peeking
    Static
  4. My brother and son face swapped and I couldn't even
    Static
  5. My adorable grandfather smiling for the camera (right around 1912).
    Static