1. Roommate says "let's go to Republique! They have great kimchi fried rice" a lunch menu item
  2. We drive 2 blocks to Republique because we live in LA
  3. Oops! It's dinner time and not only do they not have the kimchi fried rice, the menu is 50% more expensive.
  4. We're dressed like vagrants
  5. "Do you have Diet Coke?" No
  6. "Is this a vegetarian salad?" No
  7. "Umm ok I guess we'll share the pasta"
  8. Three of us shared three ravioli pasta pillows
  9. One of us ordered dominos at the end of the meal