TEN THINGS I ALREADY HATE ABOUT THIS MEETING

Entirely based on a fictional meeting that is totally not about to start
  1. 1.
    It is ridiculously cold in this room
  2. 2.
    No one will comment about my newly dyed hair
  3. 3.
    I was 2 minutes early. THAT'S 2 MINUTES I'LL NEVER GET BACK, PEOPLE!
  4. 4.
    Just started: already asleep
  5. 5.
    Too many charts, signifying nothing
  6. 6.
    Too many chefs not enough line cooks
  7. 7.
    Meeting already running too long and it's only been 18 minutes
  8. 8.
    Oh god: Department updates.
  9. 9.
    DID I MENTION FREEZING?
  10. 10.
    28 minutes and still counting