TEN THINGS I ALREADY HATE ABOUT THIS MEETING
Entirely based on a fictional meeting that is totally not about to start
- 1.It is ridiculously cold in this room
- 2.No one will comment about my newly dyed hair
- 3.I was 2 minutes early. THAT'S 2 MINUTES I'LL NEVER GET BACK, PEOPLE!
- 4.Just started: already asleep
- 5.Too many charts, signifying nothing
- 6.Too many chefs not enough line cooks
- 7.Meeting already running too long and it's only been 18 minutes
- 8.Oh god: Department updates.
- 9.DID I MENTION FREEZING?
- 10.28 minutes and still counting