TEN THINGS I ALREADY HATE ABOUT THIS MEETING
Entirely based on a fictional meeting that is totally not about to start
- •It is ridiculously cold in this room
- •No one will comment about my newly dyed hair
- •I was 2 minutes early. THAT'S 2 MINUTES I'LL NEVER GET BACK, PEOPLE!
- •Just started: already asleep
- •Too many charts, signifying nothing
- •Too many chefs not enough line cooks
- •Meeting already running too long and it's only been 18 minutes
- •Oh god: Department updates.
- •DID I MENTION FREEZING?
- •28 minutes and still counting