ACTUAL REASONS I HAVEN'T BEEN ON HINGE LATELY
Sorry we haven't seen you around Hinge lately, they said. Would you mind sharing what happened, they said. We created Hinge to help you meet real people, through your real friends, in real life, they said. If Hinge isn't living up to that promise, we want to hear about it, they said. Well, they won't, because they're not here, but you can instead.
- •I have The List App now.
- •Boys in books > boys in real life.
- •I admit that many of the boys they send me are hot, but none of them, frankly, are Josh Lyman.