DEAR SANTA, SECRET OR OTHERWISE (OR FATHER CHRISTMAS AS I PREFER TO CALL YOU BECAUSE 🇬🇧)
Any of these would be abundantly acceptable gifts.
- •A book dealAs a great fictional character once said, though not to the publishing industry, "Have a little compassion on my nerves! You tear them to pieces."
- •Josh LymanWrapped in a bow and delivered on my doorstep, after magical fairies have thoroughly cleaned and tidied my apartment and organised my room without having to throw anything away.
- •A less stressful visa than my current and soonish expiring student visaA Green Card would be ideal, but I'll also take the O1B, because how cool would it be to walk around knowing I have been deemed an Alien of Extraordinary Ability?
- •The ability to edit tweets after posting themOr I could just hang out here instead where they let you do that so on second thoughts I'll take that book deal please.