Favourite Dog Breeds, Ranked 😜😜😜

I'm not a monster, I promise. @LizDawson you are a traitor 😘
  1. 1.
    Snoopy
    He's a writer! So duh. Also he's cute and in a book so he can't jump up and sniff and lick me or wake me up by barking or bring germs into my house.
  2. 2.
    Dogs on screens
    Because they're cute (again: I'm not a monster) and at a safe distance and they can't jump up and lick you and get their muddy paws all over you. Also they do funny things sometimes that it's fun to watch.
  3. 3.
    Dogs in books
    Because they can't jump up and lick you and get their muddy paws all over you. Or wake you up by barking. But when you have a dog in a book they're probably going to die and that'll be super sad so I brace myself all the way through the book that something bad is going to happen to the dog and I'll be sad (see! Not a monster!)
  4. 4.
    The dogs the man I love has
    There's some equation in there about the friends of my friends...
  5. 5.
    The dog that @LizDawson will eventually leave me for