FAVOURITE THANKSGIVING SIDE DISHES, RANKED BY A BRIT WHO IS PERMANENTLY CONFUSED ABOUT THIS HOLIDAY

  1. Chipolatas wrapped in bacon
  2. Roast potatoes
  3. Second helping of roast potatoes
  4. Third helping of roast potatoes
  5. Oh.
  6. So, like, even though there's turkey and stuffing and overeating and Christmas music and sales the next day and everyone is with their families it's not Christmas?
  7. There's no chipolatas wrapped in bacon?
  8. What is the point of life without chipolatas wrapped in bacon?
  9. I weep for you, roast potatoes.