HUMBLE FANTASIES

Inspired by @helga
  1. I get eight hours of sleep every night
  2. America decides to let me stay as long as I want to
  3. I stop feeling like I'm the worst person in the world for doing a thing that I thought could be interpreted as a nice thing in some lights
  4. My friend forgives me for doing the thing
  5. I read for an hour every day
  6. I learn to read as fast as @LizDawson does
    So many books so little time
  7. I do not spend three hours a day mindlessly scrolling through all the social media apps
    And yet somehow my ListApp feed still gets checked and my lists still get written
  8. I have time to start my next novel
  9. I am inspired to start my next novel
  10. I am motivated to start my next novel
  11. I am disciplined to start my next novel
  12. My crush breaks up with his girlfriend
    I know I know I'm a terrible person
  13. Some editor somewhere wants to publish my book
  14. I gain some understanding of what a normal portion size is when cooking for myself
  15. My room is organised and there is a place for everything and everything in its place
  16. It only takes me about an hour a week to keep it that way
  17. I am kissed and often, and by someone who knows how