LI'L BIT OF SUNDAY AUTOCORRECT FUN

Tap the middle button of your autocorrect button 20ish times and see what sentence comes out
  1. The fact I can be bothered with my life and death in my head and a lot more fun and addicting and I don't think it's time for me and I don't think it's a great way of saying it
    Wrong, autocorrect. I don't say "addicting". I say "addictive". Everything else makes perfect sense though?!
  2. The fact I can see you soon as possible and to get my nails are so many things I do.
    Uh. I can't remember ever texting about my nails before?
    Suggested by   @jessicah
  3. I'm at a time when the first place I have no clue who I was like that it would have a nice dream about the new one for you guys should have the right way too long and the first place I have no clue who I was just a little bit.
    I mixed it up and didn't just press the middle. 😊
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow
  4. The fact I can get it right away but it was just about everything you want me to be in.
    A) It's not remotely a complete sentence, and B) it sounds vaguely sexual?
    Suggested by   @mhawkeyem
  5. The fact I can see you soon as possible, to get my nails are you doing it wrong that I'm going back, I don't think it's time for me, I don't think it's time for me, I don't think it's a great way for me, I have a great way for me, I have a great way for a few years back on track with a lot more fun and addicting, I don't know how much you love it
    Wow this was fun! I pushed it 20 times and I was laughing out loud so I kept going then it got a little personal and then empowering and then very honest. Then I was 19 characters over and I didn't want to lose any works so I edited by subbing commas for ands. Hope that doesn't disqualify me!
    Suggested by   @edge
  6. The fact I can see you soon as possible and to get my nails are you doing it wrong that
    Did I give my nails to someone?!
    Suggested by   @jenjea
  7. The fact I can get it right away with a lot more fun and addicting and I don't have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a great way of saying.
    Suggested by   @justjills
  8. The best way to go back to sleep now and then you can get it together with my friends.
    I mean, I guess you can get it together with my friends? 😶
    Suggested by   @taylordudzinski
  9. The fact I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the first half of the day.
    The fact that I sound much more authoritative and business like and put together in my autocorrects than in real life makes me a little sad.
    Suggested by   @poppy
  10. The fact I can get it right away with a new phone case you want me too I guess I'll be in my head and a lot more fun and addicting.
    I did just get a new phone case, "I guess I'll be in my head" is perfect, and addicting isn't REAAAAAALLY enough of a word to be stuck so high up in Apple's arsenal of predictive text.
    Suggested by   @saytrumbo
  11. The fact I can get it right away with a lot more fun if you don't know how much you love it.
    Whoa, sneaky.
    Suggested by   @DG
  12. The fact I can get it right away with a lot more fun and addicting and I don't think
    Suggested by   @Thunderpaws