LISTS I WILL NEVER, EVER WRITE (A NON-EXHAUSTIVE LIST)

Inspired by @boygirlparty
  1. Problematic Things About Aaron Sorkin
  2. Best Green Smoothies
    I'll leave that to @LizDawson
  3. Why I love (American) Football
  4. Best Vegan Restaurants in DC
    Or anywhere
  5. Why Being an Only Child is Amazing
  6. All My Passwords Down The Years
  7. Books That Mean More To Me Than Christina Haag's Come to the Edge
    (Other than the Bible, obvs)
  8. Why I Care Passionately Which Way The Toilet Paper Hangs
  9. Any list with just one item on it
    (Probably.)
  10. Things I Hate About Bradley Whitford
    Because there would only be one thing on it and that violates the above rule