MY NAME MADE UP OF SENTENCES I WOULD NEVER SAY

This was actually pretty fun! Inspired by @dustinboone and many others
  1. Chocolate is fattening so no thanks.
  2. Lists? Why would I want an app based on lists?
  3. Amazon is way better than an independent bookstore.
  4. Impossible love stories are the worst.
  5. Rob Lowe is my favourite on the West Wing.
  6. Eggplant is delicious and I know exactly how to use it in recipes.