MY STRANGE CELEBRITY CRUSHES
- •I have one.
- •It is intense.
- •And when I owned up to my boss at work she said, "really? Him?".
- •And when other people say they have celebrity crushes and then go on to name more than one person, I'm like, no.
- •That's not a crush.
- •That's barely a recognition of someone's existence.
- •Mine will remain secret.
- •Except if you read through my lists because it's definitely there between the lines.
- •And in the actual lines.