OTHER THINGS I WISH AARON SORKIN WOULD ADAPT FOR THE STAGE

Aaron Sorkin, my writing hero, is adapting To Kill A Mockingbird for the stage. I am so excited. http://www.vulture.com/2016/02/aaron-sorkin-adapting-mockingbird-for-broadway.html I would be excited about these things too.
  1. My life
    Imagine how witty and smart I would sound if he wrote my dialogue. Also I would probably eventually get a happy ending?
  2. My novel(s)
    I can think of no greater honour than to have this century's Shakespeare take my stories and elevate them. Also, I can't imagine it would hurt my chances of that still elusive book deal.
  3. West Wing The Musical
    This idea periodically gets floated out there on the Internet and every time I sigh wistfully about how wonderful it would be. After all, The West Wing is the one about duty...
  4. The Social Network: List App edition
    In documentary style so we all get to play ourselves (it would be foolish to let @bjnovak's acting talent go to waste, for example).