Inspired by @Boogie
  1. Bradley Whitford
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    Because, duh. Also: loveliest voice.
  2. Lauren Graham
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    Because she's smart and sassy and I've wanted to be best friends with her for years. Also I loved the audio of her latest memoir.
  3. Jon Favreau
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    He could give the words a polish as he goes and make it all a lot funnier. Also: his voice. Plus, I'd probably be sponsored by Blue Apron.
  4. BJ Novak
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    For a lot of the same reasons, plus he's a super engaging reader. And all you List Appers would listen :)
  5. Emma Stone
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    I love her. Plus we could sneak in some La La Land songs about reaching for your dreams.
  6. Emma Thompson
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    I love her. And true love lasts a lifetime. She does a great lecture on the importance of tea. Plus: great chemistry with Bradley Whitford, who would at the very least have to narrate the parts where he pops up.