SIX-WORD STORIES

Li'l bit of morning creativity. What story can you tell in six words?
  1. For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
    - Hemingway, possibly, at least in common mythology.
  2. Divorced; beheaded; died; divorced; beheaded; survived.
    Suggested by   @sophiack
  3. They were friends until her book.
  4. He laughed. So did she. Soulmates.
    Suggested by   @mamie
  5. Hitting delete. Hurtful words all erased.
    Suggested by   @pamishere
  6. She marks the box "single" now.
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  7. Opened the wrong door. Send help.
    Suggested by   @mignac
  8. She used to be my friend.
    Suggested by   @briana
  9. Forgiveness? No. Not happening. Not ever.
    Suggested by   @mango
  10. Their first dance was our song.
    Suggested by   @junerain
  11. Saint Peter sharply replied, "Think Again."
    Suggested by   @richardkraft
  12. Embarrassed, he wiped off his blackface.
    Suggested by   @celeste
  13. "Not hungry," the talking bear lied.
    Suggested by   @dfly
  14. "Mommy, can I pet the alligator?"
    Suggested by   @madbetty
  15. I awoke. The sheep was gone.
    Suggested by   @richardkraft
  16. The voices were his only friends.
    Suggested by   @barefootmeds
  17. She dismounted the stripper pole. "Dad?"
    Suggested by   @richardkraft
  18. Last Words: Is That Thing Loaded?
    Suggested by   @GinaFT
  19. stop writing songs about me, please
    Suggested by   @meredith
  20. Too bad, they almost made it
    Suggested by   @magic
  21. Guac is extra. Is that OK?
    Suggested by   @tmarchewski
  22. They didn't live happily ever after.
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  23. Time tells. Hours weep. Seconds sting.
    Suggested by   @amber
  24. I feel the same as yesterday
    Suggested by   @kimber
  25. Irrational fears too often made rational.
    Suggested by   @kaitmaree
  26. She saw the envelope and screamed.
    Suggested by   @alisonrose711
  27. She stayed behind for the dog.
    Suggested by   @eschow
  28. @tombatten bouncehouses can fly and bark, apparently.
    Suggested by   @bdot