A major part of the British celebration of Christmas is crackers: you pull them apart before lunch, don the paper hat inside, marvel at the useless toy/gadget you get as a present, and groan at the terrible joke slipped inside the cracker. Such as:
  1. Where should a dressmaker build her house?
    On the outskirts.
  2. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
  3. What did the frog say when he saw all the books in the library?
    Read it! Read it! Read it!
  4. What's furry and minty?
    A polo bear
    Suggested by @estherlimtf
  5. What does Dracula use when he gets a cough?
    Cough-in drops
    Suggested by @estherlimtf
  6. I don't trust my doctor, all his patients are sick!
    My sister's boyfriend got this in his cracker and thought it was hilarious. 😒
    Suggested by @barefootmeds
  7. What did the angry snowman say to the carrot?
    Get out of my face!
    Suggested by @alexim
  8. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
    A stick
    Suggested by @victoriaedel