Inspired by @alligeeshow
  1. I read that book you mentioned and I loved it!
  2. You look great. I especially love ____
  3. I love how passionate you are.
  4. I read that thing you wrote and I loved it because _____
  5. I shared that thing you wrote on every form of social media that exists.
  6. I have thoughts and solutions for you, but let's parse out your emotions first. How do you feel about ___? Why do you think that is?
  7. Let's go out for a glass of wine and brainstorm your next novel/current writing project.
  8. It must be hard waiting so long for book news. Here, have a glass of wine and tell me about it.
  9. You have incredible green eyes. I love the flecks of brown in them.
  10. I love your curves and extra weight - there's more of you to love.
  11. That man you have a crush on is an idiot for not wanting you (instead of his current girlfriend)
  12. I joined The List App because of you!
  13. Would you like a job at the intersection of social media and books? Because we have one for you!
  14. We're starting this bookish thing and we would love your input.
  15. I know you know about books. Can you recommend some to me?
  16. Hi. I'm an editor and I'd like to publish your book and give you a six-figure advance.
  17. Would you like a cup of tea?
  18. Would you like me to bring you a cup of tea in the morning?
  19. You aren't crazy. I understand why you feel that way. Here's why it makes sense to me: ___
  20. I will give you a job/publish your book/marry you (because I love you, not fraudulently)/fund your next degree so you can stay in the country as long as you want to.