TWENTY NICE THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO ME (UNRANKED AND NON-EXHAUSTIVE)

Inspired by @alligeeshow
  1. 1.
    I read that book you mentioned and I loved it!
  2. 2.
    You look great. I especially love ____
  3. 3.
    I love how passionate you are.
  4. 4.
    I read that thing you wrote and I loved it because _____
  5. 5.
    I shared that thing you wrote on every form of social media that exists.
  6. 6.
    I have thoughts and solutions for you, but let's parse out your emotions first. How do you feel about ___? Why do you think that is?
  7. 7.
    Let's go out for a glass of wine and brainstorm your next novel/current writing project.
  8. 8.
    It must be hard waiting so long for book news. Here, have a glass of wine and tell me about it.
  9. 9.
    You have incredible green eyes. I love the flecks of brown in them.
  10. 10.
    I love your curves and extra weight - there's more of you to love.
  11. 11.
    That man you have a crush on is an idiot for not wanting you (instead of his current girlfriend)
  12. 12.
    I joined The List App because of you!
  13. 13.
    Would you like a job at the intersection of social media and books? Because we have one for you!
  14. 14.
    We're starting this bookish thing and we would love your input.
  15. 15.
    I know you know about books. Can you recommend some to me?
  16. 16.
    Hi. I'm an editor and I'd like to publish your book and give you a six-figure advance.
  17. 17.
    Would you like a cup of tea?
  18. 18.
    Would you like me to bring you a cup of tea in the morning?
  19. 19.
    You aren't crazy. I understand why you feel that way. Here's why it makes sense to me: ___
  20. 20.
    I will give you a job/publish your book/marry you (because I love you, not fraudulently)/fund your next degree so you can stay in the country as long as you want to.