THINGS YOU CAN'T DO

  1. Eat food
    It's poisonous/cruel/killing the environment
  2. Wear clothes
    They are all made by small children in sweatshops
  3. Get your nails done
    Damn you New York Times
  4. Buy material goods
    Landfills!
  5. Sit down
    Maybe the most deadly activity
  6. Drive a car
    Don't you care about the world your grand kids will live in?