THINGS MY GIRLFRIEND SAID (PART 1)
I have an on going list in the notes on my phone. This is the beginning.... She is @whitneywagner
- •What kind of pill is this for real?
- •I haven't passed out since I fainted last...
- •I like going to sleep at night because it's like a time machine to having coffee in the morning.
- •I don't feel old enough to be how old I am.
- •I'm not trying to sound fucked up, because I know she's got this rare form of dwarfism, but I can tell she's a slut.
- •What does it say about me that my phone just autocorrected "ice cream" to "ice cream and puppies"?
- •I took selfies today with an almond butter packet.
- •I'm so tired of anorexic being chic, it's so boring honestly, anyone can "not eat"
- •He needs a nice girl. Too bad I can't clone myself for people.
- •I have abs from laughing so hard because at home all the time I look at myself and think of the things I was gonna say.
- •I have no dog and no life