THINGS I THOUGHT WHILE WATCHING "MY MONKEY BABY"

My Monkey Baby is a documentary on Netflix about people who own monkeys and treat them like children
  1. Why am I wasting my time with this?
  2. WTF????!!!!!!
  3. Really? Really!!! Really?
  4. Hmmmm
  5. Ahhh. That's so cute.
  6. Maybe I should get a monkey baby.