THINGS THAT WENT THROUGH MY MIND WHEN I GOT ON THE TRAIN WITHOUT HEADPHONES.

  1. Oh God. How will people know I don't want to talk to them?
  2. It won't be that bad.
  3. Maybe I should take a sick day.
  4. Guy across from me reading the newspaper: "Jeez! That stock market is going crazy, huh?" Me: "Uhhh. Yeah."
  5. Gosh, this train is a lot noisier then I remember.
  6. Oh thank God! This is my stop. I've got to hurry and get the drugstore to get some new headphones.