i am a literal baseball; here are the ways in which i will destroy your home and livelihood

  1. 1.
    i will destroy your home and livelihood
    first step is the most important step
  2. 2.
    i am a literal baseball
    many people confuse me for a baseball bat, a mistake to which i say, "hmmm... that's odd considering i am a literal baseball..."
  3. 3.
    KILL KILL KILL
    done
  4. 4.
    everything is good now i have officially
  5. 5.
    destroyed