SELF EVIDENT TRUTHS
- •All men are created equal
- •If I quit smoking im either going cold turkey or not quitting smoking
- •In 20 or so years, the first children of people who met on tinder will be able to tell their friends that their parents met on tinder
- •There always seemed to be candy in the bowl at my grandmother's house but I don't think she ever bought new candy
- •Being a slacker who likes alternative culture and fashion is becoming mainstream. Soon counterculture will consist of a wife kids a dog and a picket fence. The cycle will repeat itself indefinitely.
- •My hair will soon reach a length when a man bun is the only obvious conclusion. At which point, I will spontaneously combust