1. Jess
    The broody bad boy (who reads!) that got away. Jess forever.
  2. Tristan
    The broody bad boy who left way too soon. Thank God Jess was there to console us.
  3. Logan
    He was rich, witty, and had a great smile. Despite this, he just wasn't interesting enough.
  4. Marty
    Not sure if he counts as a boyfriend, but this unmemorable non-boyfriend was still better than Dean.
  5. Dean
    The worst.