IF I HAD A BEYONCÉ THEMED FUNERAL...
Is this a little much? Maybe. Slightly morbid? Perhaps. But do I regret this list? Not at all. It's just good planning.
- •Everybody would have to wear a No Angel sweaterThey're black, so it fits funeral attire, and it'll be ironic and topical
- •Somebody, preferably Beyoncé, would sing 'Heaven'Again, very topical
- •A video montage of me living my best life, set to a mash up of Bey and Jay's Young Forever/Halo, would be lovelySee this video for inspiration: http://youtu.be/rmfmdKOLzVI
- •It would be on a yachtHave you seen Beyoncé's Instagram?? She and Jay (and Blue Ivy) are almost constantly on a yacht, soaking up the Mediterranean (probably) sun, drinking champagne and smoking cigars 😎☀️ Funeral vibe goals lol