THE CONVERSATION ALMOST EVERY WOMAN HAS

  1. "Oh my god, you look so good in that dress! Werk!" 💃🏻
  2. "Aww, thank you! IT HAS POCKETS!!! Can you even believe?! Ugh, I love it, it's the best."
  3. -OR-
  4. "Oh my god, you look so good in that dress! Werk!" 💃🏻
  5. "Aww, thanks! It doesn't have any pockets though, so that's a little sad, but you know, it's cute."
  6. -OR-
  7. "Aww, thanks! Except it has FUCKIN' FAKE-ASS POCKETS. I HATE WOMEN'S CLOTHING. I WILL KILL THEM ALL." - @lizabeth
    Thank you for this informal suggestion!!! Fake pockets are the devil's work.