WAYS MY STARBUCKS BARISTAS HAVE MISSPELLED MY NAME

My name should basically be fool proof, especially since I spell it out slowly every single time
  1. Bowie
    I understand this misspelling the most because 1) David Bowie and 2) the letter y sounds a lot like the letter i
  2. Bowey
  3. Bowe
  4. Bowx
  5. Mona
    Yeah, I don't know how this happened either. Someone really dropped the ball here